The Snark Urge

This is top shelf.

We should, and it should be called the Logan’s Run law, to give them something to think about

Kershaw Shun classic 4" paring knife, Damascus cladding. At least, ostensibly…

Could a machine eat an av-

…oh no

It’s getting to the point that if an internet comment isn’t on-point, up to date, original, and coming off sounding exasperated and a little unhinged, you’d do best to assume it’s a bot.

Downvote farmer detected

I just don’t see how that translates to the game board as it stands without a world war ensuing. There are enough nuclear powers in the world that someone is popping off before we get there.

So you’re imagining a stable power vacuum as the greatest superpower in history willfully shrinks due to the leadership of a foreign asset?

Respectfully, why?

WWIII was already about to happen, now the spinning plates are being handed to the closest thing we’ve got to the antichrist. Sorry for sounding bothered

Tea is a globally consumed drink that predates the country that made the country she’s from, so “let’s be honest” there’s no excuse. It’s nearly as severe as never having heard of pepper.

Cheers. One shop I worked at split tips with everyone, even the dish pit. That was fucking legit. I had to get out though, food stops being fun cooking for strangers.

I was back of house, so I have difficulty with this. Forget tipping people with the IQ of a crayon for shit I don’t want.

Today for the first time in my life I’ve blocked keywords Trump and MAGA on Lemmy. Also took down my funny user handle. The world feels too real and too unsafe for funny monikers and constantly seeing the fuhrer’s face again for half a decade. I’m not ready.

I need to know what happened after that exchange. Like, after you burned the place down, did the fire department piss on it while high-fiving each other?

It’s going to be a world war. They wrote my whole family’s fucking epitaph with this election.

I yearn for your optimism.

Teenage years are stressful, there’s plenty to hope for that it’ll pass. Look for solid page turners tuned to her interests and drop a copy at the right moment later on.

You know as well as anyone, sacrifices are addressed “to whom it concerns”

Do we though? It’s not even as if they deny it, the Republicans are on record saying they don’t like high turnout. They know they’re unpopular and losing ground to demographics over time because they’re so racist, misogynistic, and phobic. They aren’t interested in the real America, they’re not even interested in democracy anymore. Vance is an actual monarchist.