Dang, all those poor people having eat anything he cooks.

I’m holding for Thanos’ snap wiping out several specific people

I imagine him and other billionaires in a group chat with him word vomiting every time he has an idea of how to further fuck the USA.

I’ve suspected the less sex has more to do with hookup culture being undesirable and lack of face-to-face communication. Not to mention “who can afford kids in this economy?”

Right, it’s no surprise that the lesser educated religious tend to have larger families that go on to vote Republican bc that’s what Jesus would want.

Is “blame Biden” the next “thanks Obama”?

Some places don’t extradite, besides how long til trump completely destroys extradition treaties bc he doesn’t want “criminals entering the US”

He says that, I’m still hanging on that between now and that day something, anything could happen. Sure he won the vote, but I’ve yet to meet the person who would sit idly if he declares himself dictator.

Lots of first time voters, fingers crossed

This gives me hope. Fuck Paxton

Yah I think I wrote it wrong, but yah, meant having a fact checker is a positive thing.

It’s harder to promote propaganda if people can’t lazily see the leaning & credibility of the website

Knowing dogs, even if they were sleeping they’d be on their feet barking before he could fully get out of bed.

Normal people - I bet my dog accidentally scratch me.

Him- the devil sent his demons to scratch me!

I don’t think it’s that at all, I think all his grandstanding is simply for his followers. He genuinely thinks if he plays the part and enough people believe it, then he can get away with it. Between Jan 6th and how many lawsuits he starts, if he can, he will. Hell, he’d probably attempt to start a civil war to keep himself from serving time, not to mention spreading propaganda of election fraud and numerous lawsuits to delay his losing the election.

Same, bowl was stolen :( at least they didn’t take the table it was on

Imagine being related to some, imagine holidays are going to be strained whether he wins or not this year.

If only you were the doctor

I think apathh is a huge part of how so many of our politicians get elected. Everyone knows who the top 2 candidates are for president but don’t have a clue when it comes to the local politicians who are directly impacting where they live. So much easier to vote down party lines.

Can we title these as Paxton instead of Texas? Texas is a big place and he’s hated near universally.

Reminds me of the theory explaining why he say other countries are emptying their “insane asylums”.

He was told immigrants are seeking asylum, has zero clue what that means, and determined that it meant countries are emptying mental hospitals and sending their patients to the US.