Nah mate. They had to remove mine because is overgrew my gland and was so tight that I would have pee between the foreskin and the gland layong around, and it was impossible to unhook. The alternative would have been to cut it open and have dumbo’s ear flapping everytime I’d take my dick out. No partner ever complained, and I don’t give à shit about it.

I wouldn’t circumsize a kid if it wasn’t necessary, but when an operation takes place specifically for medical reasons, it’s because there is no other solution. Like when a foot id so gangrenous that you have to remove it or it will propagate the necrosis to the leg.

She put a little Pedro in there. 30 years later and I still don’t know why

Lord of the underpants!

Only if Pube is considered as it’s diminutive!

The name of a guy that couldn’t let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

Maybe my mom tried to tell everyone about my personality just by giving them my names?

The only way to escape a name like that is to take a phallic rocket to mars and start a new colony

As a guy that has 5 first names, I take offense!

Should have made a joke with “nein”, but people would be Fuhrerious about it!

That wouldn’t fly with the city clerk in Belgium. But then again, one can always try!

Gilli gilli!

At least west-flemish language is UNESCO protected! In Charleroi they can’t talk normally either and the city has been in a forever mess