I once chose to read a Tom Clancy book over the summer for a book report in the following semester (I enjoyed those Rainbow Six games from the 90’s, so the books would probably be cool too right?). I stood up there in class and was like “I’m gonna be honest, I couldn’t bring myself to read more than half of this.” And the teacher was like, “I don’t blame you.”

My money’s on choking to death on a burger while sitting on a toilet and jerking it to a picture of his daughter.

Things can’t get better as long as propagandists like those at Fox news are allowed to operate unchecked. No matter what happens, no matter how many people get hurt, they will continue to find a way to give credit to the conservatives and demonize the left. Even if they have to outright fabricate stories to do so.

These people use “socialism” as a scary word to argue against anything that benifits poor people. And they send emails about how evil democrats are to anyone stupid enough to read them. They are a cancer.

There’s a reason my mouse has buttons dedicated to copy and paste.

Pick things up and put them down, is my guess.

I’d sooner go full-time on my game dev hobby and hope for the best.

The food I made did have a tiny bit of me in it. That’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near a kitchen anymore.

Kinda related:

I had one years ago with internet explorer that ended up being because “console.log” was not defined in that browser unless you had the console window open. That was fun to troublshoot.

Also me at work.

The first time I saw gameplay footage of the original Doom, I thought it looked almost photorealistic. I must’ve been like 6 or 7 at the time.

Does it have the classic bad voice acting?

“don’t OPEN that DOOR!”

On the internet, people also tell harmless jokes, which is what that comment was.

Shit, you got me feeling nostalgic now. I think I’ll need to play it again too.

As a kid playing that on the NES, I recall getting frustrated and hating the game, but then I played on an emulator years later and enjoyed it.

A ton of subreddit replacement communities were created around the time of Reddit’s API changes, and there simply weren’t enough users to keep them going.

I’m lazy, so here’s a list I made a few months ago.

Imprisonment for simply saying something that in no sane world would be considered a crime.

Doctors seem way to quick to assume that patients are imagining their symptoms. I fortunately haven’t had that happen to me yet, but my mom has some stories.

There were so many unlockable challenges too. I don’t think I was ever able to unlock everything.