I have friends everywhere

Easier to get those record profits without the transparency…

“We don’t want them here anyway” - some MAGA idiot, presumably

Why not both?

Decapod 10 approved!!

Now you’re measuring like an American!!!

Burgers are like $15 now

Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome” means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump’s behavior.

My Walmart scans the receipt and then scans 3 items from your cart to verify they’re on the receipt.

Thanks, my mistake. So much shit going on its tough to keep it all straight.

Looks like a different judge did block them, for now

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/feb/08/judge-temporarily-blocks-musks-doge-team-from-accessing-treasury-records

Too much credit, cause even a broken clock is right twice a day

Us child free Gen Xers on the other hand…

Having worked in multiple bars when I was younger I 100% agree!

While I assume the article is referring to House, Senate, and presidency; it’s really legislative, executive, and judgicial

Get a bidet!!! No irritation, just dab dry, helps immensely.

A conservative minded community on Reddit

But I can fix them!!!

Not trying to nitpick your general point, but electric trains can get power from an electrified third rail or overhead lines.

Quality of life my friend goes for humans and animals. It is extremely difficult, and you will know best if she is suffering, but I’m so sorry, I think you already know the answer to your question.