They don’t care. They’ve got scapegoats and as long as Israel is cooking then they’re stupid rapture is on its way. Delusional fuckheads have no concept of personal responsibility.

Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

Oh man I can’t wait for this knot of over-torqued springs to explode apart into pieces. Too bad the shrapnel will probably kill us all.

Yep the leopards are getting morbidly obese right now.

Boy those pro-Palestine folks that didn’t vote for Kamala to protest her stance on the genocide sure did own the Democrats. I’m sure they’re super happy about helping get Trump back in office and aren’t at all upset about the leopards gnawing off their entire heads.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

Yes.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

I’ve been saying that since the DNC muscled him out in 2015. Stupid establishment Republicrats.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

My mother had one of these. I got to use it as a hand-me-down as a teenager because my mother was abusive AF.

For clarity, the subject of the TV wasn’t the abusive part. Her rationale of “I didn’t have one when I was a kid so you don’t get to have one while you’re a kid” was. It didn’t apply just to the TV.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Good. Because of of all the stupid appointments he’s ever made, that one’s the must stupid be an order of magnitude.

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.

Probably best not to give the Orange Idiot the satisfaction of firing them all. Sure it’s a petty victory, but when it’s the only victory all your hard work will ever amount to, go for it. The only way Trump will ever be punished is if somehow it becomes legal to punish his heirs/estate after he dies of whatever does him in. Old age or heart disease if I had to place a bet.