They’re selling out.

Honestly at this point that’s like saying that the Earth goes around the sun. Yeah, no shit, they never do anything else.

That’s not the only withered piece of his anatomy. Allegedly.

Clearly they want you to buy a second phone that you can use to find your first phone. And a third of you lose the second.

That’s capitalism - phones all the way down.

So… Not tomorrow then. Meh, who cares.

They’re right, we should regulate or ban then too.

We all are dude. It’s just most people are afraid of their own irrelevance.

Something community owned and a non-profit would be good.

It’s like none of y’all know what the “R” in “RPG” means. It’s this attitude that stuck us with MOBA cancer.

I hate watching a classic RPG get mutilated into a roguelike.

I’m not sure what’s worse, him being a sellout or that his price is so stupidly low.

No that’s his long lost cousin, Ted Crust.

I never thought I’d root for Nintendo’s lawyers but here we are.

So they ruined it. Fantastic.

And people from Wisconsin are called Cheese Heads.

Pfft, just another “reviewer” shilling for the industry. Ignore 'em.

When you remove the barriers to entry, the average quality users decreases, leading to an increase of corporate interest in an attempt to market to them all. These corporations do not care about the environment, and they run what the masses haven’t yet trashed in order to commodify it for maximum profit.

First the planet, then the Internet, next who knows? Maybe the entire human genome. Soon everyone will have to pay to remove dream ads and there will be a paywall inhibiting serotonin production without a subscription.

Clearly Zeus was mad that Prometheus was… stealing his thunder.

Lemurians.