That would do it. If that is in fact how the law works then they are technically correct, if disingenuous on the calories at least.

Still paywalled.

Ah yes, nothing says “all is well” like eating ice cream. Just ask my fiance when it’s her time of the month.

Iran has become a black hole that also slaps the shit out of the Orange Jackass. How multifaceted.

It’s easy for the orange jackass to maintain a friendship with somebody he hates when they have money.

You’re correct, but the information they presented isn’t misleading - it’s straight up bullshit.

So according to this it has 884 calories per 100g. So 1g has 8.84 calories, and 1/4 of that has 2.2 calories.

So they can’t even pretend to have rounded down to 0 from a fraction of a calorie. Apparently it’s also loaded with saturated fats. Which tracks since it’s, ya’know, oil.

I remember her. Is it just me or is she kinda weird looking?

Yes, but if we make them monitor everybody, then we can increase the signal to noise ratio so much that they can’t catch anybody.

Paintball guns are a tool for good.

I remember what people made videos for fun. Good times.

Oh course he did. Anybody who believes these assholes is living like a tick somewhere on the crook/asshole sliding scale.

It’s always the ones you would most suspect.

Who cares about the market, I want to see the reviews and maybe read a chapter before I go shell out $20 for it.

Who still buys books without investigating them online first?

Oh no, whatever will they do without that specific drop of water?

I couldn’t figure out how to make a BBC joke without sounding racist so I’ll just say fuck Trump.

The hero Winona needs.

I’d forgot that Boy George even existed.

It’s also the slogan for a car repair chain. It’s false advertising though, as they do not turn your car’s muffler to gold.