That’s a combination of desperate and stupid I haven’t seen in a while.

Hype and wild promises are great at duping investors, apparently.

That is how people fucking die in undignified but hilarious poses. Do not stand on any part the toilet if you value having your skull in one piece.

Sure Jan comrade.

We’ll be lucky if we get half of that. We don’t have a two party system - we have a bipolar one party system.

And in other “no shit” headlines…

That’s why mine is a physical book.

That photo on the right looks like they’re about to kiss. Just sayin.

Sounds like they need a bot to check the code for AI telltales. Send AI to kill AI.

Two words: malignant narcissist.

A lot of them sell shit or practice law instead.

Goddammit, who the hell let RFK Jr. in here?

I’m hoping for a heart attack before then so I don’t have to live through the last gasp of the Republic.

Okay I’ve never sorted it all out so why not.

• I’m American. I grew up with all the usual “ha ha France sucks” jokes, not directed at me though, NBD.
• My grandfather was originally from New Brunswick, Canada; I have a very obviously French last name.
• Canada has long been a punchline in America, but a good-natured “big brother-little brother” kind, not like “haha you ran like a bitch” kind of way.
• But France has historically been a badass, and one defeat (even a huge one) out of many fights does not a wimp make.
• French Canadians have a reputation for being kinda jerks, but mostly in Quebec - my grandad wasn’t from Quebec.
• Also he moved to America, but in the decades since then America has changed a lot.
• Modern America sucks. I kinda want to move to Canada, but have family obligations here.
• A recent legal change in Canada says that grandchildren of Canadian citizens qualify and Canadian citizens (once you prove it and the paperwork is processed).
• The family in question is very old, and America is getting worse, but I have an unfair advantage by being white and 3rd generation minimum by way my grandfather (more with other grandparents).

So yeah, it’s a complicated bouquet of feelings.

I’m 1/4 French Canadian, I have my own feelings about France.

Depending on State, a small enough engine on a bicycle doesn’t count as a motor vehicle.

His decrepit brain mixed up what kind of coke Don Jr. likes.

Whatever you say, Gravel Gullet.