Amongst everything others have said, if you get sucked into an interview or press conference, directly and firmly state that, for the record, you are not suicidal and that if you should die, it was absolutely not suicide. You believe that you’ve become a target and fear for your safety and life.

It doesn’t matter if you believe yourself to be a target in the privacy of your head. Always say that you are early, often, loudly, and to anyone who will listen.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

How about no.

Not surprising given that they’re designed to get lost or broken in less than a year. It’s almost like they need something to keep them from falling onto the ground when they slip out of your ear. Some kind of tether, linking them to each other and a larger, harder to lose object. If only some such device could be invented, it would solve the problem. Alas, I guess we’ll just have to learn to live with the problem.

He had no clue how to run a company either, unless you count “into the ground.”

Burn it down, end vertical videos! You’re next, meta.

The only valid use case for an LLM.

Nothing. I won’t stop voting, but I’m old, tired, poor, mentally ill, and have been looking forward to the sweet oblivion of death since I was a small child. What about the country or planet is happening to make the future look bright to anyone, much less me? At best it’s all just meaningless noise.

Have you tried weed?

That life would be better as an adult.

Sounds like the Swiss need more freedom.

Unrelated, but aren’t they all armed and trained in the reserve?

That’s because America is the land of the free to shut up and do what you’re told, or else.

It was a Tuesday night when Throg took Six Feathers as a prisoner during a raid on the human camp.

Rap.

Fun fact, hotels routinely buy permanent red dye. I used to work for a major distributor of hotel supplies.

Accept the fact that nothing matters, obviously.

So turning it into an intranet.

Let them hate us so long as they fear.

Cool story NYT. It’s not like you’re part of the problem or anything.

Out of curiosity, how much does your CEO make?