Funny how he never seems to know about bad things that have recently happened, but only when they make the Republicans look bad.

In what accent does Fac Man make sense then?

I don’t care which one they lock in, as long as they just fucking pick one and stick to it. It’s the changing that’s the problem - we all have electric lights ffs.

It’s nice to see Elon following in his father’s footsteps of hurting black people in an effort to get even more needlessly rich. Honestly though, somebody should take Elon back to South Africa and hurl him down a mineshaft.

I remember the Wagner accident and can’t understand why he stopped. He could have literally had a successful coup and then just… Didn’t?

That’s a good point. I didn’t know there were hardliners with that much power.

You’re probably right. It’s never wise to make a martyr out of your enemy, and Zelensky is vastly more wise than Putin. And Trump.

Quick cover the refineries! Oh shit they but Moscow, redirect the defenses to cover Moscow! Oh fuck they hit Moscow, redirect the defenses to reinforce Putin’s bunker! Oh blyat, they hit the refineries…

Just give him the goldfish treatment already.

No not that pattern. It’s the one where, the closer you get from antiquity to now, the shorter the lifespan of an empire. It’s not an absolute, but Rome is the biggest outlier in how long it lasted. In the current age, where empires have much shorter lifespans on average, America is an outlier, proportionately.

We’re outside the pattern. Like Rome was.

Also Trump is a special needs toddler with a god complex and dementia.

If the Republicans lose Congress in the midterms then they’re suddenly and inexplicably going to LOVE the filibuster.

Time to “misplace” a pen.

With excessive inclusions of the letter “u.”

Also the ones whose bosses give them incentives (or direct ordered).

I dunno, I tried purple potatoes once and they were pretty awful.

Oh you thought we’d only demand hundreds of bucks for this trash? naw, now you need to pay a subscription fee. Now pay up loser.

I don’t think there’ll be enough to force it through.