No man! It was a succubus!

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

You do know that you need the other party’s voters to jump ship to win the election, right?

Ewwww! They peg him too?!?

Only the syntactic kind

+C+

The mods need to do something about all the heresy being promulgated!

Execution perhaps?

Alpha was a processor. You’re thinking of VMS.

They need to moisturize…

Scrambled egg is still fried egg

But to be fair, most AIs surveyed thought it was great!

You’re the APL of their eyes

Vectrex with Star Castle!

The tag indentation is a required part of the syntax and don’t forget colons at the end of the tag

Apparently also in the penis

Thank Zaphod the Hyperspace Bypass is on schedule!

I await the ones for the Moon or Mars…

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The rent (razors) is too damn high!!!

Because assholes gonna asshole