Magically summon pizza whenever I want

What fucking mask?

Went no contact with my Mom. Total weight off my shoulders. Sometimes a little part of still feels a tiny bit guilty. Internally the guilty voice goes “well people can change maybe give her another chance”? This is immediately met with deafening laughter from every other cell of my being saying “LMAO no she is such a piece of shit”.

If you’re considering going no contact with your parents or someone, maybe give it a try. You can always talk to them later. Cutting out toxic ppl from your life is a gift you can give yourself everyday.

The quote immediately made me think of the video of MTG screaming into the letter slot thing in the door of AOC office demanding she come out and talk to her. This was before MTG was elected and I think in the video she is like eye level with the letter slot screaming like a serial killer in a movie. So yeah idk I’m glad she changing or pretending to change but damn lady do you remember the things you’ve done?

Ahhh ok ty I’m good then

Wait what… Taxes are in April I thought. Don’t tell me they moved when taxes are due and I just completely missed it

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I love that one of the first items stolen is literally labeled PLOT Device

May I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”? I assume fritters is some sort of food, but the dead horse has peaked my interest.

Excuse me my apologies, may I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”, ya cunt?

Is it glue? But you don’t normally eat glue, so my guess is mayo or ranch maybe?

“Military leaders will need to pass height and weight tests each year.”

Each year? Height tests? How many ppl losing height year to year?

Misread this as peppers and was very confused lol

I haven’t played the game but I’m sure you’re right. Just listing the one redeeming feature I can think of from looking at the pic lol

It reminds me of a shitty version of the carpets for kids that are of a cartoon city with lots if roads and shit. Idk why but those stupid things bring me such joy even at my age. They are damn good toys which inspire imaginative play. Fuck yeah those carpets

An actual scientific article? Love it, thank you!

Thanks for the video! Those metals are dope!

Makes me want a Saw movie based on weird real life science taken to the extreme. Jigsaw meets Cave Johnson!

Like two people are trapped together in a giant amorphous metal room made to look like a pinball machine. One of the people has to get in a giant amorphous pinball. The other person controls the paddles. If they score enough points in time they both move on to the next room. Well both if the one person isn’t splattered inside the pinball.

Sometimes I worry myself slightly

Holy fuck that is amazing! Wanna try one so bad lol

Thank you for doing this important research!! I had one with craters when I was a kid! So very dangerous and fun!!

This is a pretty good answer, but my inner child says nah. Golf balls are for adults. I want a bouncy ball!! Or bouncey ball! (depending on your persuasion 😉)

1st off she not he.

2nd thank you for the sass about my spelling mistakes! It’s especially nice cuz you reversed them yourself lol

No deserves be sexually assaulted or raped