Speed and pagerank. They served up results that other people with similar queries favored, and did it faster than anyone else.

Yann LeCun Cook… where my 80’s kids at?

Okay, I’ll just go ahead and show myself out then… just kidding I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to waitresses!

Swing and a miss… Canuckeystan 😌

On my iPhone? Okay… actually read the article, the tech is also available for Star Wars phones too.

Bleep-boop…

Let me guess… with some shit an Israeli firm sells?

It’s basically '40’s detectives sweating someone with the hot light but it looks like science!

“Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!”

In line in front of me at Taco Bravo at like 6:30 yesterday afternoon.

Also this… 😝

This literally wreaks of desperation.

I would say it’s actually better. Especially over the last 10 years. At least my little corner.

Checking in from San Jose, CA —Can confirm!

Microsoft responds… “Meh, we basically don’t care…”

I really want Teddit to be Ted talks exclusively by Reddit users 😉

The problem main feature of Reddit is there’s so many people you can always find some dark corner where people have an opinion-orgy that agrees with any given ideological viewpoint.

Gotta pay for that “cheap” gas somehow.

It was totally the AI guys… It’s evolving so fast even we can’t comprehend it. It’s totally not one of our engineers.

Apple is just pissed nobody’s going for enhanced intelligence.

“The whole thing is tailor-made for the AfD,” he said, according to Correctiv. The investigative platform dug into Alternita’s source code and found that, at its heart, the AfD software suite draws on Google Gemini, OpenAI’s ChatGPT and Anthropic Claude – three leading AI engines.

Did you vibe code this turd in one afternoon?

Neiiiiiiiiiiiine!

You’re doing it wrong… you gotta crush up the whole bag all at once and then poke a straw in there like it’s a Capri-Sun.

When we stopped eating twigs in favor of nuts and berries.

Note: this is an entirely made up fact.

Dad’s been using this since the beginning.