I heard he took the lightbulb out of his fridge because he doesn’t believe it turns off when he closes the door.

Or they just found a buffer overflow bug on their border router/firewall. I can’t imagine Truth Social has a keen network engineering team keeping up to patching and vulnerabilities.

“Italian defence minister outs himself as Russian asset”

Trump needs a war he didn’t start that he can get involved in so he can claim to be a wartime president. “Can’t hold an election when we are at war!”

That title confused my brain for a second and I thought Optimus Prime was a Wikimedia employee

“Now the war has reached us we suddenly care about it”

Between this, the tarrifs and the brain drain, why would any manufacturers consider operating in the US anymore?

“no no no, I cut OBAMAcare”

Pools closed

Those maga hats and trump flags are going to cost a fortune.

Performative rubbish meant to inflate egos, not further the cause.

“Nooo, I said don’t fight back! Not fair!”

Ive always loved Carmageddon. Can’t wait for this HD remake

What a thin skinned little bitch.

I always wish I was quick enough to take advantage of things like this but I always miss the boat

A lovely little display for Russian state media to play out tonight. “Look at the west fighting themselves, soon the war will be over!”

Look at the part where he says it’s “disrespectful to THIS country”. I think he had to catch himself there to stop him saying it’s disrespectful to someone else. Like anyone involved in the mob, you invoke the name of your boss and let them know he’s unhappy when you are trying to intimidate someone.

Look right, you cant hold him accountable for things he said after he had taken his thinky-thinky pills.

You have to wait untill he’s had his wakey-wakey dust and then he says things he might remember.

I do, but say I was… Let’s call it “clueless”, what would a simpleton like me do to exploit such a thing?