“no no no, I cut OBAMAcare”

Pools closed

Those maga hats and trump flags are going to cost a fortune.

Performative rubbish meant to inflate egos, not further the cause.

“Nooo, I said don’t fight back! Not fair!”

Ive always loved Carmageddon. Can’t wait for this HD remake

What a thin skinned little bitch.

I always wish I was quick enough to take advantage of things like this but I always miss the boat

A lovely little display for Russian state media to play out tonight. “Look at the west fighting themselves, soon the war will be over!”

Look at the part where he says it’s “disrespectful to THIS country”. I think he had to catch himself there to stop him saying it’s disrespectful to someone else. Like anyone involved in the mob, you invoke the name of your boss and let them know he’s unhappy when you are trying to intimidate someone.

Look right, you cant hold him accountable for things he said after he had taken his thinky-thinky pills.

You have to wait untill he’s had his wakey-wakey dust and then he says things he might remember.

I do, but say I was… Let’s call it “clueless”, what would a simpleton like me do to exploit such a thing?

Are you mad?! We can’t possibly progress any further in resolving that issue untill those pictures of Hunter Biden’s dick are released to the public!

“yes, but what about the golf course they are gonna let me open hmmm? You even consider that Mike?”

Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.

Or they owe her hush money

He’s a fucking nonce being protected by other rich nonces.

He needs to be flown over the north sea in a helicopter and thrown out.

Remember that part of Jesus’s story where he had to flee because a mad king was systematically murdering children because he was scared that the child was “the king of kings”.

What a wild parallel.

In other news, Donald trump has demanded that cats now bark.

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