Obviously

I really thought this was the onion.

Is that backbone I detect?

Fuck Microsoft

If only Siri could understand what I say

The point of gift cards is that you have to spend it on something fun, not bills.

I thought this was the onion for a good 2 seconds.

For copywrite, it doesn’t matter if it was taken directly from the source.

All warfare is class warfare

Why? He’s brown?

They just asked what the saying was.

If a nazi sits at a table with 4 people, there are 5 nazis.

What does it say?

I totally agree

Maybe the best response is just telling him you’re doing it and do nothing in reality.

Who could have ever anticipated Git hub going to shoot after Microsoft bought it

Um, a judge sternly requested answers, thankyouverymuch

I think you underestimate the rage of old white people.

Why? They appear to be helpless anyway

What does it say?