maybe some Republicans who have fallen out of Trump’s favor

Trump is just an ongoing loyalty test. This shit is no different than the rest of it.

“I don’t hate the English. They’re just wankers. But we … we were colonized by wankers!”

Grok didn’t kill itself.

Fun fact: Hitler’s actual plan when he invaded Poland was to reproduce the trench war stalemate of WWI on the Western front. He knew that in that war, about 2.5 million German soldiers had been able to stymie more than 4 million French and British troops while the remainder of the German army pillaged Russian territories. This is why during the Winter of '39/'40 he devoted almost half of German productive capacity to making artillery shells that mostly ended up not being used until the later invasion of the USSR. His biggest success of the war was the blitzkrieg of France, and it was absolute blind luck (mixed with French ineptitude and lack of preparation) that it ended up going the way it did.

I just realized Ike was our last (openly) bald President.

make people love even the filthiest of things

This is why Karl Rove’s nickname was “turd blossom”.

Don’t forget the bridge-residing trolls, splitter!

At this point, even if we just get the same shit from a different asshole (which we would), I’d be happy to see conservatives turn on trump. It would just be so satisfying.

Fun fact: that event (Hitler’s 1934 purge of Ernst Roehm and the brownshirts) got the name “Night of the Long Knives” because Hitler used the expression (which dates to the middle ages) in a subsequent speech to describe what he alleged Roehm had been planning against Hitler and the Nazi leadership. Unexpectedly, journalists and historians used the expression to label Hitler’s actions.

an election that at this point doesn’t matter either way

It distracts from the one before it and the one after it.

Everybody have fun tonight …

Don’t leave Fetterman out of your list. He castigated his fellow Democrats for daring to call Trump a convicted felon, saying we’re supposed to be the party of “forgiveness and redemption”.

Republicans have been targeting the fifth grade level for decades now. Trump’s innovation was targeting the third grade level.

Karoline Leavitt. How dare you misspell her name like that? Ks are very important to these people - she only needs two more.

Man, I’m used to not believing his quotes are real, but I wasn’t expecting to not believe a pic of him was real. That’s really him! Guy probably hasn’t seen his own penis in years.

defects galore

A friend of mine from high school attended the GM Institute and became an engineer for them. One of his first projects was on a team that bought a Lexus and an Infiniti when they first came on the market and took them apart to see how many production defects they had. He said a typical American car at the time (and this was in the '90s after quality had rebounded somewhat from its disastrous nadir) had 300-400 defects. The Infiniti they took apart had 2. The Lexus had 0.

The point of being an executive is depositing huge checks while serving on the boards of other companies and voting for their executives’ huge checks. Are you new to this planet?

“Nothing’s on purpose, ma’am.”

The best description of her I’ve read is that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing the face of one of her victims as a mask.

At least he was in Greece and not Moscow - like some congresscritters I could name.