Assuming you’re not trolling… Seriously, why?

Don’t even need magic… just non-brown eyes.

Cool, cool… Anywho, tell me more about this spotted oak tree.

…go on.

Fuck that. Even Moash is better than Trump!

Your first suggestion is not possible for a significant percentage of people, from a US perspective. The infrastructure is not there for public transport. Walking to your job everyday is a foolish suggestion, for anyone not within a reasonable mileage of their home.