BucketBong

They can take my private jet from my cold dead hands… once I buy one.

Mr Bean

Who the fuck is Adam McKay?

I don’t think I have the physical or mental ability to be shocked by shit like this anymore.

It’s the entire reason I want him to.

It’s like 2 ft deep, his lard ass is hitting that bottom like a boulder.

I hope he tries to do a cannonball into it.

The land of the free and the home of the brave… remember when that meant something America.

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I fully believe he thinks its a swimming pool.

We’re gonna look back in time to see Jesus getting crucified.

If a streaming company is greedy and lets you use the same card each sign up, you can indefinitely use their service for free using an endless supply of free emails.

I had Foxtel Go, an online pay tv service in Australia, for free for 2 years before I got bored of it, I think I fucked up like 3 times and had to pay, but as long as you cancel it a day or 2 before, you’ll be fine.

Fuck, I need to get a pool!

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

People mourn in different ways.

This has got to be the weakest most pathetically thin skinned government in the history of the world.

Like, dont get me wrong, we want to like you guys again, you just need to get the exterminator in and exterminate the rat infestation you have going on.

Unfortunately beyond another assassination attempt, which isn’t the best option, its gonna take your politicians growing a fucking pair and removing him themselves, they have the system to do it and he sure as fuck meets the requirements.

You all also need to get the fuck out and vote them out next election, dont listen to the bots saying “stay home” go out and vote the Nazis out.

Here’s how I see it, if you dont vote, you dont get to bitch about the government.

For Americans, for the rest of us, we can confidently say, you failed to win a war you started for no reason at all, your country has become an utter failure, no one can trust a single thing coming out of your country, from the food, to the media, to the words of the president, absolutely nothing is trusted with the american seal of approval, your tech industry is just an extension of the goverment now, so can’t trust that either.

I’ll give you one thing tho, you are unifying the world in mockery of your sad pathetic actions.