That’s an excellent point that I wasn’t considering. Thank you for explaining what I was missing.

They were so shit that I couldn’t even use one to throw the rest away. I had to go out and buy some real bags just to get rid of them.

I bought some “Amazon basics” trash bags once. Their sides were not even properly laminated together. Just pulling them off the roll made the sides split open. Never again.

I’m confused. If someone is in a place where they are choosing between dating a body pillow and suicide, then they have DEFINITELY made a wrong turn somewhere. They need some kind of assistance, and I hope they can get what they need, no matter what they choose.

I think my statement about “a wrong turn in life” is being interpreted too strongly; it wasn’t intended to be such a strong and absolute statement of failure. Someone who’s taken a wrong turn has simply made a mistake. It could be minor, it could be serious. I’m not saying their life is worthless. I’ve made a TON of wrong turns myself.

Our money

If you are dating a body pillow, I think that’s a pretty good sign that you have taken a wrong turn in life.

Is that really the model we want to follow?

Half the people in the country have passports? That’s seems WAY too high of an estimate. Even just thinking of the people I know who’s status I’m sure of, only about 10% have one, and most of those are expired.

“Fuckup” is an understatement… Inviting the journalist was a fuckup. Intentionally discussing classified information over an external app like Signal is “very fucking illegal”.

I have this gun machine that shoots in all directions randomly. I can’t predict it, so I can’t stop it from shooting you. So sorry. It’s uncontrollable.

I’m sorry, as an American, I’m not seeing the problem. Don’t you just need a second gun that shoots in random directions to stop the first gun? And then a third gun to shoot the 2nd gun? I mean come on now, this is basic 3rd grade common sense!

Do you really want to have a relationship (of any kind) with someone that treats other people that way?

“now look what you made me do!”

A new cabinet position is born! Secretary of Pedophelia.

Our value comes from our superior bean-based posting economy.

The package is conveniently divided into breakfast, lunch, and dinner rows.

Because that’s what people are posting.

Manny have said that, but I didn’t buy it. I lived in PA and volunteered for his campaign when he first ran for for Senate in 2016. I’ve met him in person and had actual face to face conversations with him when he visited the campaign office I was at multiple times. I don’t recognize the man I hear talking today. That stroke changed him in a fundamental way.

I don’t think my opinion of anyone has even changed so quickly and so throughoughly before as it has for Fetterman.

Fuck you dude. Fuck you and your hoodie. I’m ashamed to have shaken your hand.

stay safe

Well, that doesn’t feel vaguely threatening at all…

Those government cyber trucks ain’t gonna buy themselves you know!