How is a noob supposed to read and understand any of that?

Even my friends to which I have explained the general philosophy and utility of Linux (some of which are intrigued and somewhat open to switching) would look at me as if I were insane were I to send them this “guide”

MX Linux with KDE?

If you have an AMD machine it even has a “advanced hardware system” iso for high end pcs

Let’s not

Is this because of the DoD typo leaks? Lol