“Where is it? How can I have some?”

How long have you had it?

It makes me think of the line from “Supertroopers”

Its Afghanistanimation!

I’ve never heard of it and I’m scared to google it. What is it?

It’s because they want real child abuse. Not that fake stuff

Did you go around checking their documents or something?

Or were they just too brown for you to accept that they might be a citizen?

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I can only imagine how horrible it is. I’m sorry you’ve had to go through it and I wish there was something I could do to make my county apologize to you for the indignity

I just hate that it takes my pastor the whole day to do the inspection

As an American, the worst customs experiences I’ve had were in the US

It’s hard to tell when, instead of kissing him on the lips, he throws a towel at his face

In addition to all of the other answers, I’ve heard the phrase “carrot or the stick” significantly more than “and”

I think it’s more like a threat

My work photo is my brother-in-law and I posing in tuxes at his and my sister’s wedding

Objectively, I look super gay in the photo

I haven’t changed it because I’m waiting for the homophobe to yell at the straight guy for his gay-looking photo

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Amazing salsa. Usually fresh with big chunks of vegetables (and not usually tomatoes)

I’m still counting

Xerox machine

Do Twix have wings?

Don’t get me wrong! I appreciate that there are people (like you) are willing and able to shut people like them up

I personally don’t have the energy to argue and I guess I want to help make sure folks like you don’t waste your enegy on bots

Thank you for doing what you do, haha

Hey, I agree with you entirely, but I’m worried you’re wasting energy arguing with a bot. It doesn’t really seem to understand what you’re saying