Everybody got one on their 10th visit.

My coworker put in a bet on Trump right after he entered the election the first time. Can’t remember the odds but it was staggering and we joked about it constantly until it became true.

Will be stolen soon

The US population, unlike countries like Japan and China, grew last year. All because of immigration. Like it or not we need these people or the decrease in service we’ve experienced from covid will accelerate.

Putin is about to relocate to Siberia

If you’ve ever been to China there is already villages everywhere, including on these borders. They are just doing the same thing they did to Xinjiang, pack it with easterners to dilute the local population and strengthen its claims. YouTuber “Little Chinese Everywhere” just did a tour of some of these villages bordering Nepal and India.

Sofa don’t care. Sofa loves you unconditionally JD.

Why is mine tarnishing? Is this even real gold?

It’s all a lie anyways. Repubs now stan for Russia and authoritarian rulers like they are teen girls at a Taylor Swift concert.

I fantasize about having a maid because I hate cleaning my house. Maybe they too find cleaning tedious.

Once you read about him he is pretty much the same thing. Everything was handed to him. He had to ask for nothing. Had absentee parents that allowed the privileged spoiled kid become a privileged spoiled adult. The only redeeming feature was his ability to go sober and the years he did his community service as a lawyer for an environmental firm. Dude abused women, went to Epstein Island, and his interference with vaccines has caused deaths. He will say or do anything to get attention as long as he doesn’t have to do the work. Sound familiar?

Don’t need to jailbreak, it already works with pirate sites with the right app

Democrats have to do everything perfect to get enough of a coalition to win.

Republicans can openly be racist, ignorant about the law, trash on veterans/elderly/women, and still are in contention. I think it’s the so-called Christians that are lacking morals.

All I could find was a jabba the hutt translator:

“Google, nobody called tuta google. Wompa of doe things like doing do show like yours, do show, u know, u stuka it on fox, but whao u really stuka it sa all over doe pa, they take clips of do show da u’re doing right ateema gee je um if mee do do good job, they’re gonna vote che je, they’re gonna vote che je because soong nopa just on fox, soong on fox sa do smaller part of it. U’re on all over this, those little beautiful cell phones u’re on, u’re all over doe pa. U have do product, u have do grancha product. U have do grancha brand. So u have tah pushee, u have tah pushee, u have tah do things like do show um other shows um google has been ree goola. They’ve been ree irresponsible um mee have do feeling da google sa gonna be close tah shut down”

Bacteria levels deemed safe. So why aren’t they broadcasting the actual levels? Could it be their safety level is over 5x what most of the world considers safe?

Lol thats exactly how he thinks life works for him

Don’t really want a VP who likes to stomp out student’s right to free speech. He belongs on a 90s ticket, not a 2024 run.

He won’t even stand up for his own kids. What a pathetic man