Sometimes you reach in and get a tootsie roll instead

Oh dang. Tbh I never noticed any fumes unlike professional cleaning products that compel me to wear a respirator. I’ll edit it.

I mix bleach with baking soda into a paste for the hard to clean bits. That way you can apply it more thoroughly and just wipe it off with soapy hot water.

It’s pretty good I just wish it had more ads

God damn, delete some emails and free up 2mb, that’s all anyone ever needs.

Lol optimizing! Yeah I guess they eventually fix their bugs sometimes.

Basically they bought 70% of the shares but they aren’t even the good ones.

Time to start my covert Detroit river crossing business

How do you know when someone is a non-carbon eater? Don’t worry they will tell you.

Just load it into the back of a van and stop random people outside the grocery store. That’s how I got my stereo.

Do it, but remember you can still get STDs so wrap it up.

Yeah, has Pete given any opinions on Mamdani? Who he supports in that race will clearly show if he believes what he says.

I shall spin in my office chair and get extra dizzy

Actually Pope’s used to spit until they started keeping them in

The whole world is terrorized by assholes

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16

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I don’t see star trek memes on the schedule, it’s like they don’t even use Lemmy?

“It’s like they speak a different language or something” - Trump (likely)