Also don’t let the water come to a boil with the egg in it. Put eggs directly into boiling water.

Now add a “Chatty Cathy” / “Leave me the fuck alone, don’t worry I’ll still give you a tip as long as we don’t have to talk” option.

Hold on, 50 cent had a hologram? Wouldn’t it be easier and cheaper to just hire him, since he’s still alive… when was this?

edit: see OP changed his comment from 50 cent to Tupac 🙄

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