“Guys, this thing we’re going full steam ahead on building is really scary and could destroy the world and humanity along with it! Somebody ought to do something about it!”

The crazy-eyes is strong with this one

I fear we’re going to see another historical percentage of people abstain from voting.

Governance by platitudes is as useless as me coming up with a creative metaphor.

weird

“Argh! My delegate virgin ears!”

- DNC Strategists

The idealistic answer: Science! Lots of things to learn by establishing humanity’s first extraterrestrial presence on our closest celestial neighbor.

The realistic answer: Capitalism. Lots of money to be made in mining the moon.

Is the US just trying to start wars

Yes. Ever since Zelelesky told Trump that Ukraine’s elections were suspended over the war he’s been desperate to get the US into a full-scale war of its own.

“Clearly, this generation knows nothing of hardship. It may not seem like it but we live in the most equitable period in the history of the US and the tools and technology available to you give you no excuse for failure. The previous generations had the Great Depression and World Wars and all you do is complain. Instead of living selfishly beyond your means, try living on a budget. You don’t need to have money to start having kids, there are people living in poverty all over the world and that’s not stopping them.”

Obviously, just about the biggest /s I’ve ever /s’ed. These are just an example of the things people have said to me, taken more or less verbatim.

I was in an argument just yesterday on the “not having enough kids” subject where people were insisting that younger generations are choosing to live in “expensive places” and that they should move to “cheaper places” so they can start families. As if the idea of abandoning their lives, careers and friends to go live out in the boonies in order to provide a bare-minimum QoL for their family is going to change any dual-income-no-kids couples’ minds.

I’ve seen his face on the internet before but I couldn’t tell you what he sounds like or what genre he plays.

Imagine getting cancelled in 2026 for being a billionaire’s bitch.

Meanwhile, the Mariners have been snubbing Macklemore since 2024

I’ll say it again, I don’t give a fuck who runs in the primary so long as we have a fair and honest primary without any DNC shenanigans.

Once again, our government abdicates governance over things that actually matter

I’ll believe it when I see it. It’s hard to expect anything from the party of, “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”.

He’s shitting his pants. Also, he’s fucking terrified of the midterms.

Like he was going to end the war on Ukraine in 24 hours and release the Epstein files?

If we weren’t stuck in this two party system, the Democratic party would have been made obsolete a long time ago.

Fun fact: Egg producers have made record-breaking profits in recent years amid these disease-related shortages as they raise prices disproportionately to the relatively minor hit to production.