The US: “well, Israel rejected another reasonable ceasefire proposal in favor of continuing to blow up innocents… guess we’ll have no choice but to offer them another go at it!

Oh yeah Bibi, here’s your missiles. Don’t use them to blow up civilians! wink”

Because the people who buy them have it and BMW can get more out of them. The real problem is that they’ll buy it, and other manufacturers will see “hey, it’s a successful model and additional revenue generation!”

Flash forward to Russia “they’re not sending their best” comments

Impeach our guy for actual acts he did? Fuck you, well just SAY your guy did stuff.

Check and MATE.

I didn’t notice the tiny backpack and it reminds me of the one I just bought for my toddler to go to daycare with only instead of false military masculinity, his is a rocket ship which is way cooler.

That is the tiniest mic sign ever.

Looks so weird.

Typically the party appoints someone through their own nominating process. There is a way of doing that but saying “we just don’t like this guy no more” isn’t really an acceptable one.

But he didn’t lose, remember? He’s still here trying to fight the good fight!

(I need to go wash my phone after typing that…)

Look, he DID see combat.

In pictures.

In the articles he wrote in his office securely in the middle of the base.

Also that’s a weird song to play at a rally. A really weird choice.

According to the Guard you have to have 3 years time-in-service to retire as that rank. He chose to retire as an E-8

That they didn’t have a backup route is baffling. They’ve been testing the levels for months and they had to have known they weren’t going to be at safe levels in time. I commend the ecological work to clean the river but you shouldn’t punish these athletes because your waterway is gross.

It’s the same energy of evangelicalism has fuck all to do with the teachings of Christ. They’re all dog whistles.

Also republicans:

Remember that first season episode of TNG where brain worms took over control of Starfleet?

It’s like that but stupid.

RFK is a mind flayer confirmed

I can’t believe she went from having a talk show to this.

Wait, I’m thinking of RICKI Lake.

Let’s have more Ricki Lakes and less Kari Lakes!

Shackleton identified, establishing Jamestown now.

Politician: “I was elected to listen to the voice of the people”

Voice of the people: “here’s a petition with 100,000 signatures on it from the people.”

Politician: “no, not like that!”

As far as they know I’m from the Netherlands.