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I have to do it just walking around the house. If I’m not in the room for a minute and suddenly appear my wife gets scared. I’m not intentionally quiet, but I walk gently most of the time. I’ve joked that I need to get a bell around my neck.

Many of them work the same. Fill down etc. Not sure about more obscure ones.

Sounds like you need a virtual machine for each Teams account!

Bring back Outlook Express!

Gluteus overhang?

Excluding Google Keep?

I know someone who drinks a few litres of gin a week. They seem impervious.

If you can hum and whistle at the same time you might have a chance.