DCU heads in their best J. Jonah Jameson voice:

FIND ME A SINGLE TWEET THAT MAKES A CONTROVERSY OF THIS MOVIE!! WE NEED FREE PUBLICITY DAMMIT!!! IT WORKED FOR DISNEY, IT WILL WORK FOR US!! GET ME THOSE PICTURES THAT TWEET!!!

Things have gotten worse on the internet.

There is an entire population of people that don’t live perpetually online…you know? The place that gives a platform to the loudest most annoying people?

Whatever. I really only ever comment because sometimes I like writing.

Live in your pretend land.

No. It’ll be a digital exclusive for owners of the Legend of Zelda edition Switch 2 (non OLED that comes with a $200 premium) that also have a Nintendo Online subscription. And this, of course, won’t drop until sales of the Switch 2 start to decline.

Bet on it (I hate what Nintendo has become).

can’t afford to learn anymore lessons.

Lol!!! They can afford the whole school!! They are laughing hand in hand with Republicans all the way to the bank!!

“BUT THEY ARE BETTER THO!”

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All great selections!

I was a fan of all of the Apogee platformers:

Commander Keen,

Cosmo’s Cosmic Adventure,

Monster Bash

Also Lucasfilm games:

Loom,

Maniac Mansion

What a great time for PC gaming!

Yeah!! Spend your money on a completely pointless lawsuit!! Fill some lawyers pockets instead of helping your citizens!!

Remember: the most important thing to professional politicians is optics! It’s what fools the morons into thinking you are doing something good!

Of course not. Not anyone that doesn’t have any dependents.

You all get to do almost nothing all day (except post weak takes on Lemmy) and act like you are carrying the economy on your back.

Fuck off. The adults have people who depend on them.

So you are a non US citizen trying to meddle in the daily affairs of US citizens?

I see you Temu Elon Musk!

There’s the lame take I was talking about! Way to prove the point!

I want to see some change. REAL change! There is a uni-party that DOES NOT want that kind of change, and the majority of internet people vote for them time and time again.

Stop fooling yourself.

“It’s ok to lie about things! Truth can be bent as long as it serves the mindset that I have! All you got to do is label everything fascist! Then lying or presenting falsehoods is righteous!!!”

All they had to do was NOT present this organization as “non-partisan” and the article would have held credibility.

But who the fuck needs credibility?! My opinion is righteous and just!!

Right now! What are YOU waiting for?

Oh yeah, your life isn’t actually that bad. At least not bad enough to throw it away to become some kind of martyr that will be forgotten after 3 months (how long has it been since that one guy shot a CEO? 2 months and almost completely out of the news cycle?)

The sad (SAD) truth is that people on the internet LOVE to convince themselves that they are oppressed. The “resistance” they claim they are putting up (which is really just posting the lamest takes on social media) gets their cortisol 'a-flowin!

In reality, they would NEVER give up their lifestyle to make any of the changes they claim they want to see. That is, unless they can whip up enough people to fill in the front line first, then they can continue their comfortable online “resistance” without any risk.

Like I said: you aren’t oppressed.

“The non-partisan group”

HAHAHAHA!!! Fuck off!!

Nah, He didn’t.

But you construct whatever batshit insane reality you need too bud. Everyone needs a boogey man that they can direct their self hatred toward.

The quote made during a televised back and forth discussion with a doctor:

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?”

Honestly, if the message you got from this quote was “HE SAID INJECT BLEACH!!”, you either have a severe comprehension issue, understand but still choose to live in your fantasy, or you just consider internet headlines the most credible source of news available.

They will never get him.

Lol!! iPhones are the lifeblood of “holier than thou” Leftist TikTok influencers.

They will have no problem continuing their hold on the general public. It’s an addiction.

There is. The Switch cannot push graphics like the PS5 Pro, but is still one of the best selling consoles in history. Most Nintendo produced games are graphically basic, but so well stylized and optimized that nobody cares! They are good fun games.

Since we are “what-about-ing” like there is no tomorrow:

I had a feeling that there had to be some (just a couple…) friends included in that sweeping action.

We would have a detailed list of names and addresses, their ties to the President and whether or not they ever had even a sip of Russian made Vodka (which is of course grounds to label them a Russian asset) if it was Trump doing this.

A resistance coalition isn’t insurrection when it’s a left leaning coalition.

Oh, you weren’t talking about the American media kabal?

Sorry, your description matched so well.