If anyone shoots you in the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.

That’s just lack of commitment

This guy really doesn’t take a fucking hint does he?

Only if you’re feeling hot

What a pathetic piece of shit this president is

I believe you have my stapler

Reminds me a bit of the setting for the Red Alert series of games. Although there they actually go back in time and kill Hitler so different from the scenario in this post but the possible alternate timelines are fun to think about.

I’m so good at deals, I’ve made probably 200 deals, everyone wants to make a deal with me.

A few weeks later

I’m not trying to make a deal with anyone! 😭

I saw a clip of “what the modern battlefield sounds like” from Ukraine and it’s completely terrifying.

Remember everyone, do your best to erase your personality and everything that might make you interesting so people might be interested in you.

This is why you can’t boil the ocean. Someone somewhere is always looking at it.

I prefer 5d chess, myself

USA uses ‘tariff’…it hurts itself in its confusion!

Right, that’s it. FIVE GAZILLION PERCENT TARIFF

World war 3 is supposedly going to end humanity because of how good we are at killing each other now so just to be safe we skipped it and went straight to four.

Trump has created a massive opportunity not for Americans but for everyone else.

A recession is a temporary setback generally around a couple of years. The contraction of the US economy due to lack of trust globally is locked in and will take who knows how long to recover. Of course I could easily be wrong but that’s my layman’s take at least.

Fucking hell 🤦

Why do lies just get accepted and repeated. Trump’s tariffs aren’t reciprocal tariffs, they’re just tariffs.

If tariffs aren’t solving all your problems, you’re just not using enough of them.

/s