The Assman

Never stopped him before

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

But what is Aleppo?

In case you do, here’s a list of dozens of politicians murdered in cold blood this year: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections

Now when you say “sort your own shit first”, you don’t mean politician murders, correct? Because that seems sorted.

You wanna talk about all those dead politicians or no?

You literally can. It’s a setting.

Personally I think it’s high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They’ve literally made zero progress after decades.

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

Hey baby come over and I’ll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000

We used to watch the cheeto balls tumble across the plains in summer

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Neither can the future martian colonists

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

That’s the exchange rate

That’s an insult to cunts

Shrimps is bugs

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at