Ashigaru

I was lucky enough to get one of the transparent red ones from the second round of limited editions, but the new red one looks gorgeous as well.

The king of empty promises.

At a minimum, I’d want to be able to unrealistically change direction in mid-air.

I’d like to be able to double jump, platform video game-style. Mostly pointless in daily life, but imagine how good it would feel?

Jumpman on the Commodore 64.