“every time a user glances at the time in the lower right, we count that as an active user”

So Ian Malcolm was right the whole time

I don’t think anybody is pretending it’s a legitimate reason. We all know the reason. The developer knows the reason. It’s exactly what you think it is

Clearly they’re mistake was not issuing the subpoena in all caps, thus naming the person and not the corporation or something maybe I have it backwards I don’t know those people are fucking insane

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing to not put it in a fruit salad.

That was my first thought, they’re using the Fox News legal defense

He is literally the enemy

He can do anything he wants. Not legally of course, but when has legality ever stopped him before. It’s all so depressing

We should really tighten that up

Damn. She’s right though.

Corporate bullshit like that used to just be mildly amusing, now it’s actively enraging.

Yes

That better be sarcasm, I can’t tell anymore.

I also agree the Vietnam war was an unjust one, but let’s not pretend that he dodged the draft for any reason other than being a complete fucking coward

He probably thinks Scandinavia is a country, although that word might be a bit too big in general for him.

Yep, I’m an American but I’ll be damned if i let anybody know it. So fucking ashamed of this country right now

Because it’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

DisplayPort absolutely does support audio

DisplayPort supports a wide range of audio formats, including multi-channel audio like 7.1 surround sound, ensuring compatibility with various multimedia applications and delivering a robust audio experience directly aligned with the video output.

https://www.anker.com/blogs/hubs-and-docks/do-display-ports-support-audio

Because it’s a big club and you ain’t in it

Dessert theater? Sounds delicious