Britannia from Ultima Online

Jimmy Kimmel Live posts their monologue to YouTube every night, so you can still enjoy it.

This one?

Why would he want to take the helm of this dumpster fire?

Been using it on IOS for years without issue

Well said. I understood next to none of it, but well said.

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

We’re going to have a new wave of zodiac killers

Same. Ex designer and programmer here

Second this. I’d vanish

Fuck no

I’ll let you know if you talk in your sleep once you wake up. Hiding in your home for now. See you soon.

This one’s perfect

Absolute smashing idea mate, totally chuffed. Bob’s your uncle!

Ouch! I must have slept wrong.

We adopted the cutest 5lb dog, a Chihuahua Pekingese mix, she’s an angel. One day she started humping her toys, and I mean absolutely railing them. That first time she did it in front of us I almost died. I buy her large stuffed animals now for better grip, I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio.

Family

hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Man that takes me back. Full Throttle, Indiana Jones, Under a Killing Moon, so many great point and click adventure games from that time.