Was that so there would be more for himself?

So, technically, is she a terrorist now?

Australia isn’t woke, it has crocodiles!

It makes sense, Australia is much closer. Congratulations to Trump on being so eco-conscious.

It could have been riot footage from Hong Kong, and would probably have worked just as well.

It worked with pigeons, it should work with children.

Biden? Not Obama?

While the government drops around him?

I wonder what’s next… Flat earth? Chemtrails? I guess paracetamol is a given.

I’m great, you all suck, I’m the best diplomat ever.
You may acclaim me.

Maybe the Fbi found a hair.

How to address the UN: “I’m really good, your countries are going to hell.”

What an amazing diplomat.

Oh no, they’re going to raid aintifa’s home address!

You think they only just started sending planes? They’ve been doing this shit for more than ten years. Not only with planes but with boats, submarines…

Fair.

I closed my apple subscription at the time because I don’t have any apple devices, but I’d close it again if I could.

Much better than my current Samsung fridge where that obnoxious Samsung rep has to come every week to plaster a new ad on the door. At least it won’t leave glue all over the floor.

I hope they knighted him, or something. I can’t wait for him to request being called Sir Donald by everybody.

I’d like to see him try to pronounce that.

He waddles for a few metres, it’s not like he goes on hikes or anything.

Good point.