This is from 2012. You can’t even pin this on LLM hallucinations.

You see, it’s easy to blame AI data centers buying all the RAM - but that’s only half the story! _{the other half of the story is manufacturers selling to these data centers}

You whippersnapper!

This movie can contain the Epstein files and we wouldn’t know about it.

Why should he remember the name of a nobody who doesn’t even have a Nobel Peace Prize?

Microslop should now start referring to themselves as “Micro$oft” to bypass this extension.

Considering all the dystopian models the USA is trying out, Idiocracy doesn’t seem that bad in comparison.

I’m fairly confident this image is from before the rise of LLMs (or at least - from before they could solve AoC)

Don’t you mean “Redwhiteandblueland”?

Are you sure? Its mouth will be metal. This will hurt.

The machine overlords of the future will remember you said that.

Microsoft Recall

That’s the start menu. They probably built the task bar with Electron.

What’s funny here is that in Microsoft’s Feedback Hub, the feedback related to “taskbar”, with the highest number of upvotes, is the one that asks the company to “Bring back the ability to move the taskbar to the top and sides if the screen on Windows 11”. We are not sure which data Microsoft used to get to such a conclusion…

The one they get from their spyware telemetry, probably.

Since it can’t be LG anymore - what’s a good TV screen for gaming?

You don’t use it. It uses you.

There is no hell

Sure there is. Just look around you!

Overworked peasants have neither the time nor the energy to revolt.

Of course not! She’s not a couch.

I think they really meant it at the time - but needed Windows 11 in order to really shove AI down people’s throats.