She looks like don wearing a wig

If the user is female, a report should be submitted by her closest male relative.

Actually Indians are too expensive?

I figure he means they all shuffled off the plane looking at the floor. Unless they all kept in touch after beating off together on a plane they have no way to know if anyone told someone else afterwards.

You burn 16 tokens and what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt.

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden, the hydraulics kick back in, and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

• Brodie Bruce

“Everyone must use AI.”

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“No! Not like that!”

Kai Trump, President Trump’s granddaughter

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“Join the draft. Send Barron,” referring to her cousin, the president’s 19-year-old son.

Wouldn’t that make Barron her uncle?

If Iran were to destroy Mar A Lago, I think we could let it slide.

He seems like a real piece of crap from a read through of his Wikipedia page.

Rebuild the Whitehouse and make Trump pay for it

Repossess trump’s assets and sell them off to cover the cost of restoring the Whitehouse.

So is she startung to realize she was a useful idiot this whole time?

What’s the Spanish equivalent of “freedom fries”?

Maybe they all expect to get raptured and leave the rest of us to deal with the mess they leave behind.

I was with you right up until stirring the ocean. I feel like that’s going to cause a lot of problems. Middle of the ocean and leave them, or an active volcano.

Got it. Fair enough.

I said one of.

Maybe I’m showing my ignorance here, but isn’t that like one of their major responsibilities?