Mike D@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.message-squaremessage-square285linkfedilinkarrow-up1406arrow-down157
arrow-up1349arrow-down1message-squareI've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.Mike D@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square285linkfedilink
minus-squareBootLoop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down10·2 months agoLet me try to convince this rabid raccoon into killing itself by talking to it.
minus-square87Six@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoPepper spray exists… Or you know a billion other methods of fending off a racoon Can’t tell if this is satire tbh
minus-squareabsentbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoA lot of the other hypotheticals make more sense to me than this one. The raccoon is dying already, you just need to avoid it. A gun isn’t even the most effective tool for this problem, it’s a small moving target. Trap it.
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoHow often do you come across rabid raccoons?
Let me try to convince this rabid raccoon into killing itself by talking to it.
Pepper spray exists…
Or you know a billion other methods of fending off a racoon
Can’t tell if this is satire tbh
A lot of the other hypotheticals make more sense to me than this one. The raccoon is dying already, you just need to avoid it. A gun isn’t even the most effective tool for this problem, it’s a small moving target. Trap it.
Picture, stick
How often do you come across rabid raccoons?