If mermaids are half fish, half human… why don’t we ever see the fish-on-top, legs-on-bottom version

  • notarobot@lemmy.zip
    1·
    1 year ago

    Because of many reasons. One of them being that fish don’t talk so they wouldn’t be able to sing.

    Another is that top fish bottom human is the worst of both. Bad swimming and bad walking.

    I had thought one more but I forgot in when I imagined a top fish bottom human mermaid twerking attract sailors

    • Jas@lemmy.zipOP
      3·
      1 year ago

      Yeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓