1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
  2. Find 2 people to help you
  3. Cover your faces
  4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout “ICE, you are under arrest” and throw the victim into the van

All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening.

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    And it was because of his admitted drug use. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good circle jerk

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        Never believe a cop that can legally lie to you and jam you up for hurting their feelings. Fuck all cops. And ICE agents running around like the gravy seals are hardly cops, just wannabes.

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        When they finally settle on a story, and then announce it, just like they always do, then I, for one, believe we must always take out our boys in blue at their word.