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  • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
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    1 year ago

    Tenderizes steak. Advice, don’t use the hammer in the restroom, and don’t use the knife in the kitchen…

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      1 year ago

      Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.