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    1 year ago

    Your photos matter way, way more, but a reasonably good bio:

    I like reading (name a few books you like), music (mostly rock), and sci-fi.

    looking for (something, this could be a joke, idk)

    School 'yr (maybe also mention your major if you feel like it)

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        1 year ago

        How do you stroke a giraffe’s head?

        Is that what you meant?

        I like metal, rock, Glukhovsky’s books and shrek (I gave up writing about sci-fi and r&m to sound more normal)

        I think “Glukhovsky” just sounds like a much, much more obscure way of saying “sci-fi.” And I think Shrek kind of sounds… both like something everybody likes, and like a childish thing to focus on. Like, I like Shrek, but it is a children’s movie series that came out in 2001, so how about…

        I like metal, rock, sci-fi literature (I’m a big fan of Glukhovsky), and (something else, maybe something more abstract, like “ordering dessert” or “the sound my cat makes when I pet it” or “comfy sweaters” or "food that’s just a little bit too spicy* or something).

        then…

        Looking for my next ex (joke)

        … nope. I understand the joke. You do not want to make a joke that takes people to a negative place. Also, this particular joke is a cliche, so it’s not even funny anymore.

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            1 year ago

            Pizza with pineapple, night drive, Singing in the shower, a bit too much sweetness (but I’m thin) poor comedy or something like that?

            something like that. I like “singing in the shower,” it’s cute and not too common and there’s really nothing wrong with it.