Gork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months agoIf a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemeterymessage-squaremessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down117file-text
arrow-up1100arrow-down1message-squareIf a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemeteryGork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-text
Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!
minus-squareimmutable@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up61·4 months agoI think it’s a shame that when we figured out skyscrapers we didn’t start doing that with the dead. Catacombs in the sky reaching to the heavens. I’m gonna go pay my respects to grandma she’s in the towns bonescraper. Smash cut to a giant tower made of skeletons. Aliens come down to that kind of society, they’d want to party with us because that’s metal as fuck
minus-squareDaze@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·4 months agoWhen I die please arrange my remains on the Bonescraper in the essence of a skeletal gargoyle ty
minus-squarebeejboytyson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 months agoWe tried that before and we ended up with ghost Pokémon. Is that what you want?
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agocould you imagine a skyscraper of coffins & skeletons collapsing? LOL would be fucking nuts
minus-squareUsernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoYou want metal as fuck? Check out these dudes and dudettes https://culturacolectiva.com/en/history/manene-death-ritual-indonesia/
minus-squareRubberDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoWell have you seen some of the catacombs we do have. Skull piles, bone art, all pretty metal right there too. But not a skyscraper metal.
minus-squareMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoHave a big reservoir at the bottom that collects all the water runoff and uses it for the city water supply. Bone water. Yummy.
I think it’s a shame that when we figured out skyscrapers we didn’t start doing that with the dead. Catacombs in the sky reaching to the heavens.
I’m gonna go pay my respects to grandma she’s in the towns bonescraper. Smash cut to a giant tower made of skeletons.
Aliens come down to that kind of society, they’d want to party with us because that’s metal as fuck
When I die please arrange my remains on the Bonescraper in the essence of a skeletal gargoyle ty
We tried that before and we ended up with ghost Pokémon. Is that what you want?
Yes
could you imagine a skyscraper of coffins & skeletons collapsing? LOL would be fucking nuts
You want metal as fuck? Check out these dudes and dudettes
https://culturacolectiva.com/en/history/manene-death-ritual-indonesia/
Holy sh…
Well have you seen some of the catacombs we do have. Skull piles, bone art, all pretty metal right there too. But not a skyscraper metal.
Like this one in Brazil?
Have a big reservoir at the bottom that collects all the water runoff and uses it for the city water supply.
Bone water. Yummy.