• lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    My house is built on an old vertical mineshaft. I’d take the secret elevator to the bunker 300 feet below ground where my command center is. Then I’d take control of the gun emplacements hidden in the trees and the fleet of AI enhanced drones. When the agents are eliminated, the robotic dogs will drag the bodies to the incinerator shaft.

    Or maybe not. You didn’t think I’d really tell you what awaits you Agent CraigOhMyEggo, did you?