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programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?

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What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?

programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em

    Or you slice 'em, we ice (or dice, if you want gruesome) 'em

    Joe’s pool hall, 8 ball speaking

    Sam’s sanitarium, what nut do you want?

    Town grocery, you want the fruit or the vegetable?

    Bill’s grill, where our meat fits your buns, how can we serve?

    Bill’s grill, where we shove our greasy meat in your mouth, how can we serve?

    I used to have a whole list of these things I picked up over the years, but being able to ignore calls without having to hear them ring has made me forget a lot more

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      City crematorium - you kill 'em, we grill 'em

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        I’m trying to figure out how to use this as an ice cream joke

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      Jimmy’s pizza and abortions - your loss is our sauce.

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        Absolutely savage. I love it

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      I’ve heard the morgue one before, but I heard it as, “You stab 'em, we bag 'em!”

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        My dad’s one was always “You kill 'em, we chill 'em”

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      “Joe’s Bait, Tackle, and Mortuary Service - You Stab ‘Em We Slab ‘Em”

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      Dickmans meat you can’t beat our meat!

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      “Big Paul’s Pool Hall, 8-ball speaking, shoot!”

      That’s the version I’ve always used.

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