programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-squaremessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down19
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minus-squarevettnerk@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up52·edit-22 years agoI answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up. I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
minus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 years agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 years agoMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
minus-squareHomesliceAbe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 years agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoJoe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
minus-squaremisterfenskers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoExcept for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
minus-squareλλλ@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years ago“Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.” That’s how I’ve always said it. lol
I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with “crematorium”
“Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.”
That’s how I’ve always said it. lol