I thought the woman handing me this was going to ask for help reaching something, but she was handing this out to everyone.

  • Veedem@lemmy.worldEnglish
    621·
    8 months ago

    I’d be more annoyed that this person couldn’t even bother me with a more up to date conspiracy.

      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldEnglish
        51·
        8 months ago

        Masks trap CO2 and other gases, impeding the breathing process and killing you slowly

        …apparently at least 3 years slow, we’ll check back in with Cletus and his sisters(?) next spring.

          • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldEnglish
            31·
            8 months ago

            Whenever I’m driving and the song on Apple Music pauses to buffer, I pull over and call Bill Gates to ask why the 5g in my vaccine isn’t boosting the signal