Asps? Asps, asps. I don’t know no asps.

It belonged as a museum

Always start with “Nice to see you” not “Nice to meet you”. Saves insult from injury 100% of the time.

Or equally as bad, relying on cloud services that will not stand the test of time.

A few more coins, one more pull of the lever… next one has to be a jackpot!

Find more problems or create more problems

What does a CFO actually do in these situations, how do they balance a book that is creating its own black hole?

How do I make money off this?

I want Cassandra levels of fuck you I told you so.

Do you live with anyone? Anyone that wants to bang you but would rather get off on knowing you are washing with their jizz?

Project Suncatcher

Space cadets have gone full cartoon villain

Tokenistic usage of a tokenised metric

Start with vetting the big arch and other burgers then let’s talk

It is hard to accept. First thing is try to be kind to yourself and him. You will feel like you are mourning your memory of him but as best you can make the most of the current situation and find the new ways you can connect and share time or moments because these too will be in your past one day. A lot of what you used to seek from him, you will allow yourself to find elsewhere and it will be a different relationship, not better or worse just different.

As for the life decision, if you have an opportunity to better your situation, if you feel you have the time and energy, it’s always worth it on the other side, because even the pursuit is enough to open you up to things you can’t even foresee now if you were to stay grinding away and it will eat at you and make you miserable if it’s truly that bad.

For every sane individual like yourself there’s 10 others that happily say “I kept getting these ads for this thing on Instagram so I decided to buy it to see if it’s any good.”

The only people winning are selling shovels

This is amazing thank you. Just the other day I asked myself “who do I complain to?!”.

I was going to report a memory leak or I/O performance bug in iOS Photos when editing many live photos in one app session (rotating many photos - PS. you can’t easily batch rotate a selection of Live Photos without utilising Shortcuts and compromising on output being a single static image) leading to exponential save times for subsequent photo edits but I tested on latest iOS and this seems to be fixed now.

https://youtu.be/MbXWrmQW-OE

“Hold me back bro! Don’t let me go otherwise there’s no stopping what I could do, I am serious!”

The system is working as intended

There isn’t one, there are many.

Go to https://fediverse.party/en/miscellaneous/ select Social network (macro) to see the full list.

I haven’t used any so can’t recommend one in particular.