Miller, Vance, Boebert? I know there are more… Edit: Rubio, Noem, Kegsbreath

That’s when his owner starts yanking on his leash and tells him to speak.

The thumbnail photograph chosen is chef’s kiss a work of art.

Hehe, I don’t have access to my computer atm but would love to shop his face onto the Andrew photo in the back of the cop car that’s doing the rounds atm.

I thought it was $5b - has he already pocketed the extra $4b each?

Good grief - that’s wild, but somehow wholly unsurprising. Asylum seeker from Uganda to FBI Director. It’s the American Dream™️. I can’t imagine his mother could be proud of this version of her son. I hope she’s disappointed as hell, not because she deserves it, but so he has to at least face that reality, because whatever bug-eye inducing, drug-fuelled, taxpayer-funded fever dream he’s living isn’t anyone else’s reality (no one with a soul anyway)

Snort enough adderall and anyone can cram/rote learn enough temporarily to scrape through a degree. Did he pass the bar anywhere? I assume it’s a case of that old joke - what do you call a guy who partied all through med school, stole the answers to exams and scraped through by the skin of his teeth? “Doctor”.

Do we think that’s where Russia got it, or they have their own.

Surely Netanyahu has kompromat on him too right?

I mean, if they were to, it’d be wholly unexpected.

In case you’re still looking for someone to give you permission - that’s not me. They’re not made to support anything but the lid and contain the water. Even if you were to stand on the edges of the bowl you’d have a big risk - the bowl always expects an adult to have both feet on the floor and therefore much less than a full adult’s weight.

In other news: water is wet.

Sheinbaum is fantastic! I don’t know anything about anything, but just love that this is the result of a choice by someone with a soul and a conscience - I believe it’s coming from the top, and I’m here for it.

#Fucking despicable and disgusting.

It’s 10 months til the song comes back but in my head now I have “Ten leopards leaping” 🎶🎄

And just like that, the leopards jumped at MY face!

You’re not wrong and your frustration is clear. I think a lot of people have pinned their hopes on the contents of the files being so heinous that they will be the one thing that can dethrone trump and alienate him from his base. I’m not sure they’re right but I can’t fault folks for seeking something to keep their hope alive.

In other news: water is wet

Sorry, that’s a total smartass dick comment, just kinda gettin in the bandwagon and voicing my existing frustration.

Really going for that Nobel Peace Prize. When he doesn’t get one next year, his board will create their own lifetime achievement award to bestow upon him which will only ever be given out once which makes it way more special and meaningful than an annual scandi prize. Basically the ceremony Tom Cruise got for his scientology medal. It’ll be that but more gaudy.