Guess I have to become MAGA to prove I’m a free thinker

“You looked at your phone for about 12 hours”. Thanks Apple

Nobody said she needs a qualifier. Maybe Little Debbie is just cuter sounding than Debbie

Does it?

So if the US took over all of North America, Mexicans would be allowed to move freely across the borders, right? Right?

“How the mind works”. Can’t believe how bad that sentence is. Sends shivers down my spine.

I take only one pill a day, but still use a pill organizer for this reason

This is the lamest controversy I’ve ever heard

The “original” version of that quote is unattested and likely made up post facto