It’s an old pop culture reference, nothing more. I’m teasing people that think there’s some value in up/down votes here or that posting then deleting things has some sort of tangible effect.

https://youtu.be/47-o5iE6FM4

Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Ah yes. The “I’m rubber; you’re glue” gambit. It’s a move seen only occasionally outside of kindergarten classrooms.

On the list- Record podcast with some friends, fix a kitchen drawer and adjust some doors, mow my lawn, laundry. So far I’ve done everything but the mowing. And at this point I have zero intention of doing it. Partly because it’s time to eat jelly beans and watch YouTube but mostly because I’d have to finish cleaning the trash out of my yard I started cleaning yesterday. The excuse for not doing that is trash doesn’t get picked up till Thursday.

I feel like at this point of the movie, both of their anuses become sentient and try to devour the other.

OK, we’re out of bullets. Let’s call it a draw?

Yeah, tell me what bar is doing the watch patty and I’ll pay the cover if you get the first round.

Yup. All the time. There’s a road I drive several times a week that turns left. No intersection, it just makes a 90deg turn. I use it there out of habbit.

This isn’t true at all. He’d be shipped to El Salvador for being brown first.

How’s that ceasefire going?

If I acted in any besides just me being me, I wouldn’t be married today. Never pretend to be someone you’re not, any friends you make then won’t be yours, they’ll be that phantom persons.

So what if it’s immature anyway? So are loads of things. And most of them are fun. You exist for your pleasure, not other people’s.

Signed, a 52 year old skateboarder that still watches Arthur and farts on his kids.

A lot of those people got really quiet when we started fellating putin. I had to hear for years about how rad he was, and now crickets.

Fresh clean sheets on a well made bed daily.

It will get worse before it gets even worse.

I doubt very much that he understands what happened enough to seeth about it. I bet he’s mad because the press is talking about someone besides him.

In 5 years or less we will be living in a world where people have their paychecks garnished to pay back food loans.

Yes but not until someone sane is in the white house. He will need to be replaced.

We’re talking teslas. They’ll get wrecked in the next light rain.

Give it time, there’ll be a Department of Smashin’ Shit soon enough.

Ha! Yeah man. Cool summer nights after a really good day? The call still comes sometimes. The desire to just go out and get wild. But like you say, I like where I am now and life is good.