I once tried every avocado ripening trick i could find in a desperate attempt to enjoy some avocado toast. Let me tell you they are all bullshit. Just eat it tomorrow instead.

Disrespectfully, no.

Hey now, don’t be so hasty.

His comics had a wide variety of subject matter, kind of like a more edgy version of The Farside. The addams family were recurring characters that showed up every now and then until their popularity eclipsed all the other stuff he drew.

Theres a big anthology of his work floating around my moms house somewhere that I used to look through when I was younger.

You know that you can also get water from the sink…

Yea there is really no need to bother residents directly with outdoor code enforcement. My city just mails you a picture of the offending area, and tells you to fix it - or they will instead and send you the bill.

Why does he have to tweet about this? I though the president had dials and knobs on his desk to control oil and gas prices?

You are correct i do not watch any mainstraim media or news. Everything has to come to me filtered through friends, family, or lemmy.

Does she? I havent heard that name in what feels like a decade

Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.

As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

24 and 7 make a pythagorean triple with 25 as the hypotenuse. If the problem uses one pythagorean triple, it probably uses another, so I assume x is 15, and the radius is 20.

Furries irl 😏

“Literally Shower Thoughts: The Website (featuring Politics).”

Wasnt that basically the premise of Twitter anyways?

There is no moral choice regarding the palestine situation in this election. If both parties support the genocide and colonialism of Israel then boycotting solves nothing, one of the parties is going to win anyways.

This leads to the conclusion that the situation over there should not be a factor in how Americans vote. There are other issues, both domestic and foreign that hinge on this election and are still worthy of voters.

Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Ukulele

I browse by all, so mostly I’ve just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

Carmeldansen in its original form is legitimately a good song and I actually love the whole album its from.

You wont see it, you’ll die first because they’re rich enough to prolong their demise.