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Let’s just imagine the headline ended before the word “tax”

EMERGENCY! Biden shid my pants again

Their new nickname is “7up”

Most of the cuts are focused on services for immigrants, including non-profits that serve refugees and unaccompanied minors accused of being in the country illegally

They’re literally doing the Ophan Crushing Machine!

“People didn’t like when I told them I work for Snitch Inc., so I started telling them I work for Global Warming Accelerator Corp instead. That still didn’t work, so I just lied about my parents dying. Why won’t they like meeeeeee?!”

Every time I see a picture of him, I think “Big Balls” must be one of those ironic nicknames.

They should label it “Big Machine”. Everyone likes a BM.

“That bubble is about to pop!”

*wheels in air compressor and duct tape*

RFK goes underground every weekend. Usually with his bare hands, while looking for some tasty buried family pets.

Now I’m going to sit forward and play properly

I’m imagining it being the fuse fired, cannonball firing type.

I was totally unprepared for this imagery. Viceral.

Well there was a Black Mirror episode along those lines which resulted in a worldwide fascist hellscape, so there’s certainly at least one billionaire funding it right now.

Croissants too foreign for the Clactonians. You’ve got to speak French to even say it out loud. £1 steak bakes and you’ve won for sure.

Fucken do it

Also they’re paying this money to the states, that’s not going to any actual victims. As a corporation in America, you could literally go out and physically hurt a bunch of individual people, then the punishment is a payoff going to the state. Literally indistinguishable from just paying the justice system up front to look the other way.

It looks like there’s 3 to me. Practically gluttony.

I can’t imagine Trump’s ass tasting good to anyone