The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
During the pandemic I moved to the country, stopped using social media, and got a remote working job. I think the people who used to know me assume I’m dead.
Pokemon Red: Rocket Edition is brilliant.
He would have had to get that past the Senate, which he never really had.
Ruling parties are being flipped all over the world because inflation has been bad since Covid. It’s a pity your only other option was Trump.
There will come a time when Trump is not physically able to keep campaigning. You might not be rid of MAGA come that day, but Trump won’t last forever.
Don’t call yourself an asylum seeker. Generally the rest of the world welcomes American immigrants, but we all get a bit antsy when it comes to helping people who actually need help.
Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.
Nah just trace a picture of Dickbutt.
Even as fucked as it is, Earth is the cheapest planet in the universe to terraform for human habitation.
I reckon it’s impossible to filter out my emotional reaction to the song’s cultural baggage.
I hate the psychology. Those ads are designed by experts to make you less happy than you were before you saw the ad. Yes, even the ads full of happy people bouncing around. The ads full of moving life events set to piano music. The ads about “that … feeling”. They’re designed to make you dissatisfied and depressed. Fuck ads.
Society: Shake what your Momma gave ya!
You: *Waggles card
“I disagree! Also: rape.”
Cool. Do Facebook next.
Please understand.
Mr Goldfinger would fly arse first from his seat to plug the hole.